I promise never to crochet this...

I crochet, but I have one stitch. That's all in my bag of tricks. I make blankets. Long huge, practiaclly ridicouls blankets.

I just ran across this site and it made me laugh out loud: http://whatnottocrochet.wordpress.com/

Here are a few of my favorites, most of them are the 70's pictures...

Ahoy kiddies!

Sadly, this group never made it as big as thier crochet skills:


Carrie in the future when Seth dies-I LOVE CATS and YARN!

I love the kids outfit, he looks WARM...

Men's fashions, things to think about for Seth:

YOU WILL READ YOUR BIBLE MARY SUE! OR MOMMY WILL CROCHET YOU A NOOSE!

For the woman who loves giant balls:

And finally, my swimsuit choices for Orlando-vote in the comments section:

The Internet rocks...