I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than ones

Morning All!
Happy Day after Easter-and to all of you who MAY have this day off (does anyone anymore?) PBBBTTHHHHH!!!

It’s coming together
The trim work is finally in the last leg of the project. Janet dropped off the truckload of trim (which I now feel guilty about giving her that much) that we gave her and it looked AWESOME. So now all we have to do is get it back on the walls. We finished the banister (by we I mean Seth, he took an entire day off work to do it) and the insides of the windows. I’m hoping the inside of the door frames when we do the hallway doors goes smoother then the windows. After the doors we have some tile work in the entryway and we can be DONE with trim until next year in my opinion. We still have the old trim in the bathrooms and the bedrooms, but we have been discussing just painting that to compliment the walls (like grey in the master bedroom)
What if we did black trim in the grey bathroom-I think that would look cool-or am I crazy here?

Mr. Freeze (not Arnold) is at my house
Seth’s parents also brought us a HUGEMOUNGOUS freezer for our wedding present and delivered it this weekend to us! I’m so excited!! We always have to cut back on great sales because our freezer was so small!! I’m thinking about getting into that freezer cooking now that people do, where you take a day and make a whole bunch of food for a month (like enchi’s!) and you freeze them. It’s supposed to save tons of money, and with our garden going in soon, I don’t think it would hurt one bit!! It has a cool nickname or acroymn in the blogs and I can't remember what its called now...

Old meter
2999 and counting…today I typed the sentence “You have to just grow up and be mature in these situations, sometimes dreams are just that-dreams, and nothing more. Not all your dreams come true.” OLLLLLDDDD LLLLLAAAADDDDYYYYY That is the saddest thing ever that I type that now and believe it. I remember it was just a couple years ago I was writing all sorts of quotes on my trapper keeper about my dreams all coming true with hard work and determination.

Pimping for my friends
So you probably (if I have your email and know you are a social networker like me) got an email from me today pimping out my friend Jeni's (from http://enjoyerofthejourney.com/) photography business. So I’m doing it here, live and in living color too. This is her photography blog http://friendphotogphotography.com/ and it is FANTASTIC. So book her to take pretty pretty pictures of you and your loved ones. She does travel to the Omaha area-and I’ll do you one better, if you book her, she can stay with me, because I love her and wouldn’t mind having her as a house guest one bit.

Also my friend L’ara (a heavy baggage blogger) is looking for a home for her dog, a pure bred (comes with AKC papers) Husky who isn’t fixed, if you did want one for breeding, her name is Meisha and she’s a sweetie. She loves exercise and being outdoors, is potty trained and great with kids and super smart. If you know a good home, let me know and I’ll put you in contact.

Have I mentioned?
That I LOVE the new onDemand workout video’s section? They just changed them out (they change them every month) and I did this one last night that almost KILLED me, but this morning I was getting ready (I hadn’t picked a shirt yet) and I could actually see the side ab lines and I almost woke Seth up I was so happy with me. They have these really easy 10 minute ones that do target zones (like legs or abs or arms) and its cake to do before we head up for bed for the night.

Adieu
Well that’s about all from this neck of the woods! Have a great Monday everyone!!!

Love (to have this signoff swagger jacked by my friends)
Carrie

Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.

Happy Friday everyone! And Happy Easter weekend-I hope you all plan on spending it with the people you love, and if it’s your thing, Jesus too.

Ooooo that smell!
Am I the only person in the world who gets random smells on my hand and then wonder what they are? I swear this morning I was like, is that peanut butter? It took me forever to realize that I had a peanut butter granola bar for breakfast, so it must have been that. I sometimes work with a lot of old documents and files, so throughout the day, I have to ask myself “what’s that smell on my hands? What did I touch?” Some of the WAY older files they put talc powder in them to keep them dry, that stuff smells gross and makes my hands so dry…bah!

Pon de replay
I’m probably the only person you know (or blogstalk) that listens to Island rap, reggaeton, and Spanish rap. And enjoys it. Like immensely. So just so you know, if you need information on any of that-I’m your woman.

Easter Menu
So I’ve spent all week trying to come up with something to serve for Easter dinner with Seth’s family since we will be having it at our house this year. Here’s what I’ve come up with:

Ham
Fat Potato Fat Fat (formally known as Cheesy Hashbrown Casserole)
White Corn and Tomato Salad
Cheesy Vegetable Risotto
Crockpot Alfredo Green Bean Casserole
Rolls from Rotella’s

For my Mom’s party I am making Spinach Artichoke dip with crusty French bread. She has a great menu going there and I'm glad all I have to help out with is dip!

The kittens are going to be published before me-nice
My newest celebrikitties were contacted this week by the owners of http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/ and asked to be in their next book titled- I Can Has Cheezburger?: Lolcats Teach U How To Take Over Teh Wurld
This is the picture they asked to use-

I’m so excited! I’m pretty sure this makes me the quintessential crazy cat lady-hands down.

Well I’m off to find a ham glaze for the ham and to try and figure out what I need for our Orlando Vacation (besides liposuction and a tan). Have a great holiday weekend everyone!

Love (Holiday’s with food),
Carrie

You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.

My brain is on cruise control so I invite you to view this news item and try not to laugh about it and think of that great episode on How I met Your Mother.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30136788/
It is pretty sad-when you think about it-but seriously- SWORDFIGHTING?
That is all-enjoy your day!
Love (that quote that is in the title)
Carrie

Anything too stupid to be said is sung.

One of the radio show’s I listen to in the morning on my way to work has this weekly thing called “I hate it when Wednesday’s” where people call in and talk about how they “Hate it when…” and then they fill in the blanks.
I thought-because I have spotty cell service all the way to work and can’t ever call in-I’d do it here for all of you. If you have a blog-you do it too or do it yourself in the comments.
So without further ado-Carrie-on Baggage’s I hate it when Wednesday Blog post:

-I hate it when a band/artist I vehemently despise comes out with a song I actually like and have to turn up in the car instead of turning off the radio or changing the station. I.E. Akon’s “Beautiful”-I’m a sucker for Colby O'Donis. By the way-did you know Akon’s full name is Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam? Thanks wikipedia!

-I hate it when people ride up on me in traffic when I’m obviously stuck between cars and not able to move over. Really, Really!?!? How does that help?

-I hate it when you go into the bathroom and there is someone in there obviously taking a dump and they hold very still until you leave, like if they don’t move, you won’t know that smell is them. I also hate it when the cleaning people are in the bathroom, it makes me feel like a horrible lazy human being.

-I hate it when you are trying to write a awesome blog post you’ve been thinking about all morning and your trainer actually feels like training you today-as opposed to every other day you’ve been here.

-I hate it when I decide to rock a new style and I end up looking like a homeless blind person dressed me. Or a twelve year old. I still think I make denim jumpsuits look as good a J.Lo. Not like I’m going on Brett Micheal’s Tour Bus of Love or whatever-PAM AND SETH.

-I hate it when you work out really hard for like the first time in a week and end up eating your weight in ice cream later that night.

-I hate it when the DVR cuts off right before Adam Lambert’s MINDBLOWING performance of “Mad World” and you have to just hope you had it on the same channel so you can rewind and see it.

-I hate it when you get your calendar days mixed up and what you thought was going to be a free weekend or night, you end up having to do something.

-I hate it when you move and your stuff doesn’t fit well in its new space, like my guest bathroom, the style was cute in Sioux Falls and fit really well, and now it looks like a clusterfuck of color and I can’t figure out how to fix it. I’m about to give Ellyn my credit card and tell her to make it a happy place again.

-I hate when my trainer gets in fights with people at work and wants me to be on her side, even though I’m really not at all.

-I hate it when the American Idol blog I LOVE to read is late getting up. Come on people!! Get it together, my work sanity is counting on you-didn’t you hear about the fights??

-I hate it when the guide lies and says your show isn’t on and then when you are upstairs flipping thru channels-behold! There it is and you are 16 minutes late to the show.

-I hate it when the federal government sends my favorite rapper to jail for a year. Even though I know it’s the right thing to do.

-I hate it when update shows don’t actually really update you at all.

-I hate it when my work filter catches emails and I spend all day lonely.

-I hate it when I run out of things for hate it when Wednesday.

Now you go!
Have a great Wednesday everyone!!
Love (new blog ideas),
Carrie

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece.

Yesterday I wrote (in my head) a prolific blog post about how I really wanted to get in a fight one day. But then I never wrote it down and lost it all. Just know, that sometimes I fantasize in my head about how I would be awesome in a fight and totally surprise everyone.
I’m currently trying to shop for our vacation in Orlando. We are about four weeks out on Wednesday. I can hardly believe it. We’ve been working out consistently and trying to stay on top of our diets. So far so good. Now I just have to find a swimsuit that doesn’t look like a 12 year old’s or a 45 year old’s. There is no happy medium. Not that I can find anyway. I’ve kind of been digging those monokini’s.
It looks more and more like we are going to be have Easter dinner with Seth’s family at our place on Saturday. Seth is supposedly taking Friday off work (I’ll believe it when I see it) and he’s going to try to get the house in order. Then all I will have to worry about is the food. He keeps forgetting to ask his mom if she’s going to help cook or not. I think I might just crockpot the hell out of the dinner and then just have a few things to finish up like the ham on Sunday. If I could find fresh green beans I might make almond green beans too because Neil really liked those last time I made them. And maybe some fresh steamed broccoli. I’m going to have to make Fat Potato Fat Fat because my parents aren’t. (What the heck!?!?) I can make that the night before and throw it in the oven with the ham I suppose.
Seth is mad because last night on Chuck, Scott Bakula’s (Quantum Leap!!!) character had a wrist computer like the one he designed for his senior thesis project. He’s still mad this morning and its put him in an awful funk all day. Thanks, Chuck.
I’m sad about my lunch today, it’s pathetic. But I’m hoping to make some pasta tonite and take the leftovers to work for the rest of the week.
Well that’s about it from my sad little world of boringness. Anyone have anything interesting going on out there in blog land?? Any good blogs for me to stalk?? Let me know!

Love (to be at home in bed),
Carrie

Questions!

Here's two questions I forgot to add to ask you all-you can comment below with your answers:

If you were a television news program host (like 20/20 or Dateline) what would your show sign off be? This weekend we were watching Ann Curry on Dateline and she took this really dramatic pause like she was going to say something great, and then she said "Good Night" and I was disappointed. I told Seth mine would be something really off the wall like and Eddie Izzard quote.

The other one I totally forgot in the span of two minutes because I got distracted thinking about Eddie Izzard-so we will go with, what's your favorite book and why?

Love (to peek inside your heads),
Carrie

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.

Hello blogosphere.
*le sigh* the snow was disappointing this weekend, wasn’t it?
I would love to tell you we did great exciting things, but we didn’t do much. Friday we went to dinner with my dad and that was yummy and fun. Saturday we did some shopping and then worked on the house and then cleaned off the DVR. Sunday we blinked at each other because we didn’t know what to do without an overloaded DVR. J And then we worked more on the house. Hopefully we will get a good portion of it done this week before we have Seth’s family up to the house for Easter dinner. Sunday we are going to my parents house for dinner. Usually there are crafts and there is always good food.
Other than that, not much in this world!
I’m currently taking pictures of my bookshelf and then telling you about the books on it. I saw another blogger do it and it was fun to see what books they were reading and why some books got to stay on their shelves, so as soon as I send myself those pictures at work, I will write up a blog on it for you!
In the mean time, here is a picture from Easter’s past:

Also my aunt just sent me this video and it might be the funniest thing I've ever seen...

PS today's title quote is from Marilyn Monroe. :-)

Love (a good laugh),

Carrie

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

Hi all and happy Friday!
I thought it would never get here. Did you all watch ER last night? I did and bawled for three hours straight. It was unreal. My head still hurts from crying and I get all choked up in my cube if I start thinking about it! It’s like I broke up with a boyfriend or something!
So we here in Nebraska are starting that lovely dance of is it going to snow or not? I’m not getting my hopes up, but I am sure getting my errands done before Saturday night.
Tonite we are going to Margarita’s Mexican restaurant on 72nd with my dad. I’m so excited to eat Mexican!
I have to hit about every single store on L street. The Sam’s Club, Walmart, Target bevy. I’m sure Seth will throw Home Depot in there too just because.
Seth had his first class last night and it seemed to have went well. It helps that he is taking it with a small group of people and they are all people he works with and counts as friends. I’m hoping he takes off early today and gets a little rest or else he will crash on Saturday and be completely useless to me.
Other than that, not much. My hyacinths and daffodils are coming up and blooming, my tulips are starting to break the dirt and stretch up. I might actually take the cats out today when I get home, even though last time I took them out, they started a fight with the birds in the backyard and Bagheera turned into one of the Aristocats getting all puffed up, jumping sideways, and making spitting noises. And as funny as that was-I think he’s still a little wound up from it.
Anyhoo-I’m nothing interesting and just praying these last couple hours go quickly because I have a date with a Mexican restaurant and some sweatpants.
Love (for the ability to control time),
Carrie

Cynically speaking, one could say that it is true to life to be cynical about it.

This is the longest week ever. Hands down. I’m excited to get to this weekend because we really have nothing to do and I plan on hanging out in my bed and in front of my DVR for most if not all of it. Here are the MINOR things that I have planned-
-Attempt to make Sesame Chicken for Seth (by the way-THANKS DAD for making Seth a delicious stir-fry dinner of walnut chicken to make him think that I can make stir fry for him too)
-Watch Seth strip the windows in the living/dining room
- Eat Mexican food Friday night, possibly with my parents at that Mexican place on 72nd whose name I can never remember
-Finish reading “Eclipse” so I can give it back to L’ara Thursday when she comes over to help make Easter goodies for our familes.
- Clean off the DVR (L’ara pointed out to me that we are going on vacation in about a month and I won’t be able to watch my DVR for FOUR DAYS-panic ensues)
- Go to Old Navy and Target to start shopping for the ORLANDO VACATION!!

So minor, minor stuff. I plan on wearing sweatpants for most of that stuff.
So I’ve had a random thought-it came to me this morning when I was driving to work and eating toast with grape jam and my hair kept getting stuck in my lips because they were sticky and I was fine with it. I just pulled them off and licked my lips. But Sunday at Cougar Club, L’ara found one of my hair’s in the hand rolled gnocchi and I literally almost threw up. It was one of my hairs! Where does it cross the line from it being okay that its in my mouth but still attached to my head and off my head and in a dish that grosses me out? I’m still pondering it.
I got all excited because they’ve been pimping the stir concert cove on the radio all week. So I checked their website and was sorely disappointed. There’s nothing exciting on that line up at all. I was really hoping there would be someone good so I could get my Dad tickets for his birthday since I am sucking air at coming up with a good birthday present for him. So far all I’ve come up with is the golf club you pee in and Seth says he wouldn’t think that was cool at all. Whatevs.
Sigh…I feel old and boring today…
I think I’ll go try to ponder more exciting thoughts to blog about later-if I don’t come back, I fell asleep from utter boredom.

Love (for it to be the friggin weekend already!)

Carrie

None are so busy as the fool and knave.

100 things about me-yeah I'm back to lists.

1. I was born really close to Thanksgiving, this has ruined many of my birthday parties growing up-however it has not ruined my love of Thanksgiving.
2. My parents have been married like 27 years or something. On their 25th anniversary they took us to Cancun. It was the first time I felt like a princess on vacation and now every other vacation pales in comparison-I’ve even put off my honeymoon because I’m afraid of the let down.
3. I’ve been to more schools then I care to remember, the only one I remember vehemently hating is the one in Peachtree City, Georgia. Which is strange, because I really liked living in Georgia…
4. I’m secretly worried about having to move out of my house when we need more space, because I am working really hard right now to get this one perfect, and I will rip my head off before I start all over again.
5. I am a obsessive compulsive eyebrow plucker-I blame Kathy who told me two years later that the school joke when I first moved to Augsburg was that I had a unibrow.
6. I used to think no one could tell that I dyed my hair blond-because my mom was blond. My dark brown eyebrows weren’t a dead give away or anything.
7. I have no tattoos and would really like someone to invent the tattoo parlor where they put you under to get one or at least gas you up really good. Come on they have dentists that do it.
8. My husband will not let me live vicariously thru him with my desire to have amazing tattoos-instead he wants things like Transformer logos on his wrists.
9. I fight the desire every day to put on my wedding dress-the only thing that stops me is how much I paid to get it stuffed in that tiny box.
10. I’m pretty sure if my husband doesn’t do my wedding remix idea in 5 years, I might have to find another man who DOES want to do it.
11. I’m currently obessed with Amazon’s MP3 download service. I’m not sure if it is because they have FREE SONGS or that they don’t charge me tax like the evil ITUNES when I do buy songs. Or five dollar album Fridays.
12. I am secretly jealous of Kathy because she shops at Target and not Walmart.
13. I don’t shop at Target because I’m a miser and I married a miser who has a BUDGET.
14. I make up names for things to make them more fun. At first my husband thought I was crazy-now he just goes with it.
15. I also make up songs for things and they are elaborate and I can come up with them on the fly. I think it’s a real talent-I credit my excessive exposure to rap music.
16. One time I was on the can and running a bath. I reached to turn of the water while still on the can and accidently crapped on the rug.
17. My family thinks that story is hilarious.
18. My brother especially-and now that I’ve told the world Jesse, this automatically makes up for the time I told your girlfriend in 6th grade that you peed in a can on a car trip and had to hold the can the rest of the trip. Which isn’t even as bad as my crapping on the rug story.
19. Listening to New Kids on the Block still turns me into a mushy pile of girl goo.
20. I have been known to adopt the language, phrases and gestures of the friends I love the most. My husband calls them girl crushes-I just pretend my super power is mimicry.
21. When Kathy graduated from High School my parents decided to take three teenagers in a mini van across the Midwest. My mom called it the “Great American Tour” we call her Clark Griswold to this day.
22. After 23 years my brother and I have finally harassed my parents enough to take us to Disneyworld.
23. I hate giving presents at Christmas. But I’m selfish.
24. If I actually have to think about typing-I fuck everything up.
25. It took me a long time to realize it was okay and totally kosher to have more than one best friend. And even longer to realize it was okay if some of those were my parents.
26. I think wearing high heels makes me feel 1000 times sexier.
27. The first thing I ever watched on Pay-per-View was Camp Nowhere, it was a huge event for me and my mom even let me have snacks in my room to watch it. I was so stressed by the fact that I only got it for a certain amount of time that I watched it over and over again for 12 hours straight.
28. Then I convinced myself it was a really good movie and lamented for weeks afterwards that I did not own it. Camp Nowhere is not a good movie.
29. The first CD I ever bought was “Woomp there it is” and I bought it for my brother on a shopping trip with my girlfriends and I got carsick on the way home.
30. I used to go to Taco Bell and order Taco’s with no meat after school in sixth grade for 59 cents, I thought it was the single greatest part of my day.
31. The first time I remember feeling like a cool, popular girl was in 9th grade-it was also the only time in my life when I had more than one girlfriend I could stand.
32. I hate that there isn’t a cooler name for a friend who is a girl. Why does saying it make me sound like a lesbian?
33. I tend to over exaggerate, a lot. Like enough that people who have known me a while just stop asking “was it really a 20 car pile up, or just one car that hit another?”
34. I love to listen to my parents tell stories about me when I was a kid. It’s like learning about a fun grandma you vaguely knew.
35. There is a guy at my work who cusses and then says “Excuse my English” instead of “Excuse my French”. I have daydreams of stapling his lips shut.
36. I don’t like it when the hairdressers talk to me. It must be why I only go once ever six months.
37. I have so many embarrassing moments in my life that I still turn bright red when I think about them.
38. The first thing I loved about my husband was his black truck, and when he told me it was a stick shift I immediately started keeping a mental list of things I loved about him and then I told him it 5 minutes later.
39. I got cockblocked by a dude at the first party I met my husband at. This guy was literally JOCKING my mack and he would step in front of me to talk to my husband. LOOK WHO WON YOU LITTLE SHIT!!
40. My mother is an Army Veteran and I’m so proud of her that once a year I send Oprah and Ellen and email to have her on their show so that I can show the world how cool she is.
41. My dad was a stay at home dad and I’m trying to write a book to honor the sacrifice he made to make me awesome.
42. I’m kind of disappointed none of my professors in college were uber hot and none of them tried to hit on me. Thanks to Lifetime, I thought that was what happened when you went to college.
43. I can multi-task like a superstar. In fact at this moment, I’m writing a blog post, working, chewing gum, listening to new music, drinking lemon water, and plotting dinner tontie.
44. I once tried to apply for the Peace Corps and was rejected for having no talents that they could use to help poor/needy people.
45. Apparently my extensive knowledge of pop culture and rap lyrics won’t help you grow plants to eat or dig wells-WHATEVER haters.
46. I actually only applied to the Peace Corps because I thought I could get tan and lose a lot of weight since I was sure it would be somewhere hot with a lot of sun and food I couldn’t eat.
47. I’m aware that is the most selfish statement ever-I like to think I’ve evolved from that person. At least a little.
48. I once was talking to my mom about my cervix and she misunderstood and thought I said clitoris. What followed was the single greatest conversation of my life-that she will never let me tell you.
49. I never was aware of my weight or even thought I had a problem with my weight until I dated a guy in college who commented on it more than I did.
50. I have double standards for pretty much everything I do.
51. I wish I could get paid to sleep, read books, and watch tv.
52. I think Eddie Izzard is the single greatest comedian of all time.
53. I like British comedy better than American comedy. Most of the time I don’t get American comedy.
54. I love to read historcial fiction.
55. I’m pretty sure if I were a super hero, my power would be some form of personality shifting so people liked me-because I’m really good at that. Most people wouldn't even recoginze the person I am at work.
56. I like one of my cats better than the other. I’ve decided that this will make my preference with our future children unavoidable.
57. I am secretly worried that I am infertile. I obsess about it on a daily basis.
58. Reading “The Phantom Tollbooth” made me fall in love with books.
59. I fantasize about being on American Idol and So You Think You Can Dance…a lot.
60. I think the worlds best judges panel for ANYTHING would be Simon Cowell, Tom Colicchio, Gordon Ramsey, Nigel Fuller, and Shane Sparks.
61. Sometimes I read recaps of shows I don’t like just so I can pretend I watched them and have something to talk with people about.
62. I hate my wedding pictures, I wish the were more candid and arty and modern. You could make them fuzz 70’s print and you would never know they weren’t my Great-Aunt’s wedding pictures.
63. I say hi to everyone I pass by at work and smile, even if I’m listing off the reasons I hate them in my head.
64. I am the QUEEN of snark.
65. I love blogstalking. I secretly pretend those people are my friends and talk about them to my husband like their entries are emails they sent me that day.
66. I’m disappointed more people don’t blogstalk me. Of course this is silly because the point of blogstalking is to be undected.
67. Sometimes I ask people their specific reactions to my entries.
68. I try to blog every weekday and feel like I let someone down if I don’t.
69. I don’t think anyone would notice if I didn’t.
70.I could listen to the Wallflowers “Bringing down the Horse” cd every hour of every day for the rest of my life. I’m not sure why.
71. I hate when I waste my time emailing people and they don’t email me back.
72. I secretly wish Facebook and Myspace would implode so I could get my life back and stop obsessing about who isn’t responding to my wall posts.
73. I’ve found as I’ve grown older, I still have a lot of repressed anger and regret that I can’t seem to shake.
74. It creeps me out when the old ladies at my work talk about their facebook accounts. And how its fun to use and look up people, like it’s a high school reunion with cocktails or something.
75. When I work out, I gain weight. Like five pounds a day. I don’t understand it and I don’t believe my husband (or any of you for that matter) that muscle weighs more than fat.
76. I will probably never get into golf like my family is into it.
77. I’ve been a vegetarian since I was eight.
78. I can’t spell vegetarian to save my life, thank God for spell check.
79. I find something satisfying about owning TONS OF BOOKS.
80. My husband gave me the best Valentine’s Day present ever this year-he let me go to the book store and buy whatever I wanted. And then we ate Mexican.
81. I love Mexican food.
82. I hate the sun.
83. And the heat.
84. I like telling people random things about myself.
85. Hence the survey
86. I can still remember how to pronounce my ninth grade boyfriends last name. Pol-chen-ski. He was Polish.
87. I am TOTALLY OBSESSED with Harry Potter and have been for years.
88. I randomly google ex-boyfriends and people I knew from high school. Usually I don’t find anything.
89. I randomly quote Eddie Izzard throughout my day and NO ONE gets it and that makes me sad.
90. I fight daily with dying my hair mahogany red like Addison on Grey’s or Neela on ER.
91. I was sure I wouldn’t make it too 100, but I’m really close.
92. I encourage my husband to find jobs in his company that are in Europe or Colorado-for some reason I think its going to be cool to live there. And that my parents and friends will come move down the street.
93. I’m sad its only 3 o’clock
94. If I didn’t have a job, I would stop washing my hair to see what happens.
95. I really want to be a legendary cook in my family and circle of friends.
96. I also want to be a really good photographer, at least good enough that my family pictures look like some form of art on my walls.
97. I hate bananas, but like saying the word.
98. If I don’t watch something off my DVR everyday, I start to have panic attacks.
99. That kinda makes me sad.
100. But not really.